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MONTPELIER, VT—Mark Wilens, a 41-year-old cretinous reprobate who relocated to California six years ago, is back home in Vermont for the holidays, it was reported Monday. “The pudding is on the…

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I think we have just disproved the saying “guns don’t kill people”. Check out those cannons!

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MONTPELIER, VT—Mark Wilens, a 41-year-old cretinous reprobate who relocated to California six years ago, is back home in Vermont for the holidays, it was reported Monday. “The pudding is on the…

brandonpittman:

I think I teach this kid.

Teach him well….

Someone sent me this screen shot of a Windows desktop that has a few too many icons (click to enbiggify):

That would actually make a pretty good desktop wallpaper image.

Presented Without Comment of the Day: Zardoz and Zardog.

[thanks dave!]

(Kitchen Store | Montreal, Canada)

Me: “Welcome to [kitchen store]. Can I help you with anything?”

Customer: “Oh! Aren’t you a lovely young thing! I need something that will cut vegetables into…

After her son wouldn’t stop playing Grand Theft Auto and go to bed, a Boston mom decided to do the next logical thing. She called 911 so that she could waste everyone’s time as well as taxpayer…

From Dirtbag Kingdom via the forums: “I’m a simple man with simple needs, but just imagine the kind of tail you could pull walking one of these in a park.” Amen, brother. A pet manticore would…