February 2010
Smiling Dog →
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First, all you see is a dog. A nice dog. But watch what happens when his master gets near -and be prepared to laugh!
– via japanprobe
From the Upcoming ueue,…
January 2010
Mystery solved →
Last night I was at a dinner meeting for a research company. These things are always held at some swanky overpriced steakhouse. Dr. Duffel is a local neurologist who drags around the biggest damn…
Will Rogers →
“Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.”
Brenda →
Driving home waiting to turn into my apartment complex I noticed a skinny, pale, heavily tattooed man holding up on coming traffic. After realizing it was my boyfriend I looked in horror trying to…
Jack →
Dad explaining the end of a relationship and inadvertently giving me his cause for my parent’s divorce.
“I’ll give you some advice that should help you out in life. If ever one morning you wake…
Air Freshener Win →
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The OCD Snow Removal Method →
(via Arbroath)
The Router To Success →
(Tech Support | Los Angeles, CA, USA)
Customer: “My internet seems to be out. Most of the lights on the modem are blinking. I tried unplugging it and plugging it back in. Then I started yelling…
The Rules for Calling In Sick [Listicle] →
Today is disgusting. When I woke up in my warm bed this morning I thought, “I am definitely calling in sick.” But here I am. Why? Because it would violate the rules for getting away with this…
Happy Blue Monday →
From Wikipedia on the most depressing day of the year:
Arnall says the date was calculated by using many factors, including: weather conditions, debt level (the difference between debt…
More (lack of) Political Correctness →
Johnny’s Such a Bright Boy, What a Shame He’s Retarded: In Support of Mainstreaming in Public Schools
Long
1977
Ms. Long was obviously an authority on this topic in 1977. Her award…
Complaint Box | The E-Snub →
In the good old days, people used to duck your phone calls. But in the electronic era, a new brand of disdain is in vogue.
Beaches awash in garbage after series of storms →
Much of the Southern California coastline, particularly near river mouths, is littered with bottles, cans, tires, shoes and shopping carts. Tina Cassar spent last week watching rain flood her…
Albino "Carpincho" at M'Bopicua →
On Christmas Day, Uruguay’s M’Bopicua Breeding Station welcomed two little capybaras, or “carpinchos” as they are known in Spanish. One of the little girls turned out to be an albino so was named…
"If this Vietnamese restaurant were any more... →
“If this Vietnamese restaurant were any more authentic, we’d have to go up to the roof and take a helicopter home.” - Twitter / Adam Isacson
Turnstile Fail →
Turnstile Fail
It was seen near this fence
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Gate in the middle of nowhere, Austria (1800 m)
JACKPOT … →
JACKPOT … where does I start?
meenwilez in teh bafroom…
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In the face!!! →
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Can Somebody Please Explain This to Me? →
(Image via Black and WTF)
“Dear Diary, My Australian vacation has hit a snag…”
Mark Twain →
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.”
Facebook Friend of the Day: lolpwned.
[lamebook.] →
Facebook Friend of the Day: lolpwned.
[lamebook.]
TSA Screener Plants White Powder on Passenger as a... →
From Philly.com:
Rebecca Solomon is 22 and a student at the University of Michigan, and on Jan. 5 she was flying back to school after holiday break. She made sure she arrived at Philadelphia…
Erin →
My little cousin was in the store with my aunt and other cousin. They are standing in line to check out. A man with a wooden leg was in front of them. My little cousin goes up to him and asks “Are…
Real Housewives of Orange County: Youth Is Wasted... →
Last night on the Housewives, daughters were in peril. Friends were in peril. It’s a dangerous time to be a Housewife in Southern California — what was once easy and meaningless is now fraught…
Sorority Style: "If You're Wearing Cheapo Shoes,... →
IvyGate obtained a Pi Phi fashion guide for rushees, and it’s hilarious. Read on for Valerie Plame and Jennifer Garner’s sorority’s official policy on jeggings, muffin top, camel toe, and…
Air America shuts down →
Air America has filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy and is shutting down as of this afternoon. Revenues had fallen drastically over the last year which has been unkind to most media outlets. The…
Tiffany robbery in Century City a tad underplayed,... →
Three, four or five armed black men in ski masks walk through Century City’s outdoor shopping mall, storm into Tiffany and Co., order the employees on the floor, then use hammers to smash…
Watching Faces Of Students As They Finish 'The... →
CHICAGO—Ninth-grade Collins High School English teacher Melissa Hamlin told coworkers Monday that the one moment she looks forward to all…
Hold up, playa! →
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Conan Blows $1.5 Million On A 1-Minute Segment →
Conan spend $1.5 million on a Bugatti Veyron Mouse and the master recording to “Satisfaction,” just to use a shitload of NBC’s money. He is officially the awesomest jilted wife in history….
Kindle Developer Kit →
More than just books:
Amazon Announces Kindle Development Kit.
Today, Amazon announced that it is inviting software developers to build and upload active content that will be available…
Christopher Walken is a hot piece of man meat,... →
Christopher Walken is a hot piece of man meat, your argument is invalid.
[reddit.]
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...”
– Ellen Goodman (via nihilnoetia) (via myserendipities)
Nick: agh centipede in the tub!
Nick: i picked him up with toilet paper
he crawled on the paper and i bruised my leg tripping and dropping the whole thing
i hate centipedes
Rachel: aw, honey
you need a boyfriend to take care of these things
Dave On Leno's 'State Of Network' Speech →
Cat Toy of the Day: Tasty Catnip Cheeseburger from... →
Cat Toy of the Day: Tasty Catnip Cheeseburger from Etsy seller Yes Please Burger.
I wonder if my cat will get the reference.
[buzzfeed.]
Afternoon rounds →
Dr. Grumpy: “Does anyone else in your family have a tremor?” Mr. Pointless: “Nope. But my mom choked to death on fried scallops.”
Who Are Sarah Palin's Favorite Founding Fathers? →
All of ‘em, of course ! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »
End of the day →
After rounds last night I got in the hospital elevator on my way to the parking lot. The only other person in it was a sweet-looking elderly lady, with a pleasant smile. The doors closed, and she…
Opinion: If You're Ever In Florence, You Have To... →
So, I hear somebody’s going on a little Italian vacation this spring. You lucky dog, you. Kelly and I were there for our 10th wedding anniversary…
Honolulu Real Estate →
Hawaii is one of the most beautiful places on the planet, so it is hardly surprising that many people each year express an interest in Hawaii Real Estate. Hawaii’s outstanding beauty,…
The History Of The Ampersand →
The ampersand is one of the most unique typographical characters out there. Typography designers can exercise a lot more artistic freedom in the design of the ampersand, ranging from very…
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian →
LOUISVILLE, KY—”The other week, I was this close to picketing in front of an abortion clinic,” the mortified teenager said, his eyes welling up with tears. “I felt so ashamed, yet, at the same time,…
"I'm gonna bat at you okay?" →
Placebo →
Placebo: a. A substance containing no medication and prescribed or given to reinforce a patient’s expectation to get well. b. An inactive substance or preparation used as a…
Big Bottoms →
Good news for some:
Does my bum look big in this? ‘It better be… because it’s good for your health.
Studies show that having a generous rear end and thighs, rather than a pot belly,…