December 2009
Chinese gentleman throws bicycle at thieves on... →
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Dec 27th
Cretinous Reprobate Home For The Holidays →
MONTPELIER, VT—Mark Wilens, a 41-year-old cretinous reprobate who relocated to California six years ago, is back home in Vermont for the holidays, it was reported Monday. “The pudding is on the…
Dec 24th
Nose Conditioner →
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Dec 24th
Presented Without Comment of the Day: Zardoz and... →
Presented Without Comment of the Day: Zardoz and Zardog. [thanks dave!]
Dec 23rd
Cretinous Reprobate Home For The Holidays →
MONTPELIER, VT—Mark Wilens, a 41-year-old cretinous reprobate who relocated to California six years ago, is back home in Vermont for the holidays, it was reported Monday. “The pudding is on the…
Dec 23rd
Unused Icons →
Someone sent me this screen shot of a Windows desktop that has a few too many icons (click to enbiggify): That would actually make a pretty good desktop wallpaper image. Comments |…
Dec 23rd
brandonpittman: I think I teach this kid. Teach... →
brandonpittman: I think I teach this kid. Teach him well….
Dec 23rd
Tickets To The Gun Show →
I think we have just disproved the saying “guns don’t kill people”. Check out those cannons! Texas
Dec 23rd
All I want for Christmas is a freaking MANTICORE... →
From Dirtbag Kingdom via the forums: “I’m a simple man with simple needs, but just imagine the kind of tail you could pull walking one of these in a park.” Amen, brother. A pet manticore would…
Dec 23rd
Dumbass mom calls 911 because her son won't stop... →
After her son wouldn’t stop playing Grand Theft Auto and go to bed, a Boston mom decided to do the next logical thing. She called 911 so that she could waste everyone’s time as well as taxpayer…
Dec 23rd
Million Dollar Baby (Carrots) →
(Kitchen Store | Montreal, Canada) Me: “Welcome to [kitchen store]. Can I help you with anything?” Customer: “Oh! Aren’t you a lovely young thing! I need something that will cut vegetables into…
Dec 23rd
Nose Conditioner →
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Dec 22nd
Some memorable Michelle Rodriguez ad libs* →
“I didn’t sign up for this” —The Fast and the Furious “I didn’t sign up for this” —Lost “I didn’t sign up for this” —Avatar “I didn’t sign up for this” —Breathalyzer Test “I didn’t sign up…
Dec 22nd
Mexico City OKs same-sex marriage →
Mexico City, one of Latin America’s largest metropolises, on Monday legalized same-sex marriage and adoption by same-sex couples.
Dec 22nd
Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard... →
NEW YORK—A series of brightly colored and inoffensive ad campaigns will also target the key fuckbrain and asshat market segments.
Dec 22nd
The cake is a lie →
But you promised… …there would be cake (Matthew Fox) OMG! I love cake! (Via I Has A Hotdog) Picture by: dunno source Caption by: nwalmaer via Our LOL Builder » Recaption This!
Dec 22nd
Cops & Twatters: DC Detective On Desk Duty For... →
The mean old plain-clothes cop who nearly massacred all DC Twitter-snowball people is in BIG TROUBLE for this shit, specifically for pulling a fucking LOADED GUN on some nerds throwing…
Dec 22nd
frakintosh: mtlb: Because Spock is badass. →
frakintosh: mtlb: Because Spock is badass.
Dec 22nd
Out Of The Box Racism of the Day: “I welcome... →
Out Of The Box Racism of the Day: “I welcome responses to why the HP Webcam does not pick up Negroes.” HP responds: We are working with our partners to learn more. The technology we…
Dec 22nd
Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard... →
NEW YORK—A series of brightly colored and inoffensive ad campaigns will also target the key fuckbrain and asshat market segments.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
3 Clips From BBC's Day Of The Triffiids [Day Of... →
Watch the world go blind while Eddie Izzard tries to save himself from a crashing plane, in the first clips from the BBC’s Day of The Triffids Remake. And ask yourself: What would you do…
Dec 22nd
hardboiledwonderland: Yayoi Kusama →
hardboiledwonderland: Yayoi Kusama
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
Depending On The Kindness Of Dry Cleaners of the... →
Depending On The Kindness Of Dry Cleaners of the Day: Plaza Cleaners, Portland, OR. [via.]
Dec 21st
Look At This Fucking Cat v. Dog Video of the Day:... →
Look At This Fucking Cat v. Dog Video of the Day: Pussy Pitbull Sharky gets bitchslapped by Roomba-riding badass, Max-Arthur. [via.]
Dec 21st
"Orlando, you can’t be a pilgrim. The pilgrims had... →
“Orlando, you can’t be a pilgrim. The pilgrims had snowy white skin to match their pure Christian souls. They didn’t sacrifice coconuts to their monkey gods.” - Jerri Blank
Dec 21st
Boooo! →
Of course I’m scared…not of the ghost, just for the fate of mankind in general. Florida
Dec 21st
So, he had himself bronze plated? →
Muscle Man Fail Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: dunno source via Fail Uploader
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
anon →
Dad: Who here has done crack? Everyone raises their hand, including my grandma
Dec 19th
Anon →
I was ordering from a local calzone shop online and under the special instructions section i put “make it with love”. When my calzone was delivered I opened the box and on the inside of the lid it…
Dec 19th
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Jason... →
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Jason Segel, on the occasion of The Late Late Show’s 1000th episode, performs a slightly revised version of his muppet opus “Dracula’s Lament”…
Dec 19th
Ticklish Toad →
Ticklish toad likes when you tickle him. No, you don’t understand, ticklish toad REALLY likes it when you tickle him. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment » The Best Links:
Dec 19th
Blosics (Game Battle) →
An incredibly satisfying physics puzzle game, in which you aim to knock stuff down. Perfect for letting of steam from pressure caused by your stressful job. Contribute: Add an image,…
Dec 19th
South Park Cosplay →
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Dec 19th
kelmitchell: Classic:Rage Against the Machine’s... →
kelmitchell: Classic:Rage Against the Machine’s Zack de la Rocha
Dec 19th
(via lucidtruth) →
(via lucidtruth)
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
Cyanide and Happiness. →
Cyanide and Happiness.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
Houselvr →
I passed an informational billboard advertising lupus on my way to work today. My first thought: “but it’s never lupus…” IMMD.
Dec 18th
Who we’re lying to →
Who we’re lying to Graph by: dunno source via Graph Jam Builder
Dec 18th
No, I don't think that possum wants to be your... →
possum-bite-tn1.jpg NO!
Dec 17th
upanddowns: Dave Chappelle - Purple Drank Sugar.... →
upanddowns: Dave Chappelle - Purple Drank Sugar. Water. and of course Purple I miss this dude
Dec 17th
The Most Upsetting Fact Of The Decade →
Yes, it’s true. Weep with me. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »
Dec 17th
(via humanelement) →
(via humanelement)
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
Distance vision is all a blur to more of us →
A study finds that 17% more Americans have myopia than 30 years ago. Close-up computer work could be a reason. For an increasing number of Americans, life’s a blur.
Dec 17th
willzone: METAL!!!!!!!!! →
willzone: METAL!!!!!!!!!
Dec 17th